Nasreddin and the Pot 纳斯雷丁和一个罐子的故事 One day Nasreddin borrowed a pot from his neighbor Ali. The next day he gave it back with another little pot inside. “That’s not mine,” said Ali. “Yes, it is ,” said Nasreddin, “Your pot had a baby last night.” Some time later Nasreddin asked Ali to lend him a pot again. Ali agreed and wanted to receive two pots in return once again. However, days passed and Naserddin did not return the pot. Finally Ali lost patience and went to take it back. “I’m sorry,” said Nasreddin, “I can’t give you back your pot. It died yesterday.” “Died?” screamed Ali, “How can a pot die?” “Well,” said Nasreddin, “your pot can have a baby. Why can’t it die?”
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Nasreddin Went Shopping 纳斯雷丁买东西 旅游车上的乘客
One day Nasreddin went to town to buy new clothes. First he tried on a pair of trousers. He didn’t like the trousers, so he gave them back to the shopkeeper. Then he tried a robe. It was priced the same as the pair of trousers. Nasreddin was pleased with the robe, so he took the robe and left the shop. Before he climbed onto his donkey to ride home, the shopkeeper and the shop assistant ran out. “You didn’t pay for the robe,” said the shopkeeper. “But I gave you the trousers in exchange for the robe, didn’t I?” replied Nasreddin. “Yes, but you didn’t pay for the trousers either!” said the shopkeeper. “But I didn’t buy the trousers,” replied Nasreddin, “If I don’t buy anything, I’m not so stupid as to pay for it.”
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